Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 18, 2018

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beige shirt

good ol' beige shirt! Mm, i want me a good ol' beige shirt

beige shirt

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Gallery Shirt

A shirt of art down to every stitch.

The Chambers Project is a fine purveyor of art you can wear, just never wear a Gallery Shirt to dinner.

by DeCryptIcon July 14, 2023

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bare shirted

Not wearing a shirt while slacking

Julio was bare shirted while on the slack line.

by Slacktastic76 December 07, 2009

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Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.

Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.

by Spookyroni December 16, 2018

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