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Secrets

Secrets are those words that can destroy all happiness. It is something that can never be repeated. No matter how much you trust that person, once they find out one of your secrets, be prepared to be back-stabbed.
She should never had told Linda her secrets...
by Crystals October 20, 2012
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.
"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"
by smo joe January 22, 2010
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sechs

german for 'six'
es war'n sechs meter neunzig
by wirmüssendiejudenausrotten April 23, 2004
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second choice

It isn't what you want the most. But you can live with it if you don't get your first choice.
You can also get second choiced by something you want. Then the decision is out of your hand. They have the power to choose.
Jane got ranked for her job interview. That means she didn't get offered the job. Instead the employers will hire her if the first person doesn't take the job. Jane is their second choice, a fall back option
by HWD March 1, 2009
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secret

strong enough for a man. made for a woman.
by angiepants December 13, 2004
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teh secks

If something is teh secks it is as good as sex.
Leeching mp3z from gbit topsites is teh secks!
by Tali-Tal January 13, 2005
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