I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023
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Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
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Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.
Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music
Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements
Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music
Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements
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