yellow surprise

When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.

Last night I got a yellow surprise. It scared the crap out of me!

by Petey B. May 28, 2006

mormon surprise

a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!

Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!

by SSTrunks February 6, 2004

Surprise, Cockfags

Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.

This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.

"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."

by Furious 8 August 4, 2007

cream surprise

The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE

So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed

by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006

bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food

I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home

by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

October Surprise

Sex in a bed of leaves.

After the kids piled up the leaves, me and the wife had a little 'October Surprise'

by Bubbaice July 13, 2012