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Shade Stalk

Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.
Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!
by Crypt Skiddie October 19, 2005
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bloody stalk

stalking someone with the intention of fatal harm
i'm on the bloody stalk, puttin' suckers in the chalk
by hoodlumus April 26, 2007
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coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.
What, are you coffee stalking me again?
by lflqueen February 19, 2009
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movie stalking

When you become so obsessed with an actor/actress that you look up their filmography on their IMDb page and proceed to watch every single movie (or tv show) that they have ever been in.
I'm seriously movie stalking Jennifer Lawrence. I'm working through from the very beginning of her career to now.

I've been sorta movie stalking Andrew Garfield. I've even seen his one-episode television appearances.
by goingsupernova December 24, 2012
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like stalking

Like'ing All the posts/comments Your crush makes on FB Just to let them know You are watching their every Move
Jenny : Who is this "Dave" fellow ? He keeps 'like'ing everything I post on FB
Juna : aww, He Must have a solid crush on You, that is why He is Like Stalking You !
by r28d September 16, 2013
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chocolate stalker

Not just any stalker. A chocolate stalker is a ginger female that hunts down men of African descent purely for sexual purposes.
Did you see the birthday cake that your chocolate stalker left in your office?
by Rubmyrichard October 19, 2015
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Accusing Stalker

A type of stalker who fixates on someone, envies and sexually desires them, wishes to be them, wants to replace them, thus character assassinates them. Selects target randomly. Extremely persuasive, gifted at lying, usually has and spends prodigious energy upon target.

Habits: accuses target of being "a fraud" and "a liar" about background, achievements; projects own shortcomings on target (i.e., stalker did not finish college, thus accuses target "didn't actually attend X university, they are lying"); smear campaigns to discredit target; extreme hate language calling them "worthless", "unloved", etc., yet watches target as if number one fan. Usually from small town. Recruits and commands flying monkeys they will send on seek and destroy missions to help them against target. If caught, will try to charm and seduce catcher. If this fails they become violent.

When Accusing Stalker appears you will be called "delusional", a "liar" and a "fraud". This is because accusing stalkers suffer from a personality disorder, sometimes paired with schizophrenia, that creates the "my target will be me, so I am not me" delusion. Accusing stalkers have difficulty believing their target is not them because they wish they were the target and are ashamed of their own failures, which they believe fusion with the target will heal.

Do not pity the Accusing Stalker. This is an EXTREMELY dangerous personality. Their numbers are also on the rise.
"Jalene got off line for good last week."
"She did? Why?"
"An Accusing Stalker chick in Colorado started doing stuff. It was too much, she gave up and left the internet."
by Pinch1968 October 16, 2017
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