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1) A 4 sided shape where all 4 sides make right angles
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.
A group of Indians see a group of square faced white men approaching their fire. One points and smiles and says square what do you want?
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.
Square by Solid Mantis October 20, 2016
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Square foot of 144 is 3236 

Used by Perrie Edwards. It's alright Perrie, I get you.
Interviewer: What is the square foot of 144?
Perrie: The square foot of 144 is 3236...how am I meant to know that?
Interviewer: It's 12

Shotgun Square Dance 

In Gears of War 1 and 2, the act of getting up close to each other in multiplayer, and running around in a circle blindfiring a shotgun until someone faces an imminent death
Dude 1: Hey guys, I can't snipe because you're running around in circles like a bunch of retards.

Dude 2: We're doing the Shotgun Square Dance!

punett square 

an evil invention that is officially used to predict what genotype/phenotype offspring will have, but truly used to torture little seventh graders.
Oh today we are going to make you kids do yet another punett square worksheet! I'm typing it up now! Lets see... lets make it about... ah! Oompa Loompas!

The next day.... Hamsters!

The next day... Homemade aliens!
punett square by nobodywhydoucare? December 3, 2009

Two square 

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.
The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.
Two square by XenoXTA October 31, 2017

Bitch Squared 

The biggest bitch of them all. As bitchy as your moms girlfriend x2.
See that thiqq thot over there? She's Bitch Squared.
Bitch Squared by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Brotherhood pound squared 

Stuc and Klong bend two chicks over and do them in butthole while in hottub
2 dudes doing 2 girls anal while in a hottub known as brotherhood pound squared