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The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006
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Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
by RyReg October 14, 2021
Get the National throw short people day mug.A tasty cocktail made famous by the Detroit band Shortbus. It consists of equal parts Gatorade (any flavor) and Vodka (middle shelf). Usually mixed and served in plastic Gatorade bottles.
by bustubs July 15, 2007
Get the Shortbus Martini mug.when a guy is having sex with a girl and is taking it slow and easy, not too far in or out, especially during a flip session when you should just be destroying the girl
damn joe last night when you were hitting that flipper you were short strokin, what is she your wifey... i was bashing her
by truth1234 June 4, 2007
Get the short strokin mug.(FINANCE) when a trader in a short position is wrong about the price movement, and is consequently forced to buy the asset at the higher price in order to meet legal obligations.
The classic example of this is the broker who sells stocks he does not own, in the expectation that he can buy the stock in the future at a lower price for delivery. If the price goes up instead of down, the broker must "cover his shorts," and very possibly drive prices higher still.
The classic example of this is the broker who sells stocks he does not own, in the expectation that he can buy the stock in the future at a lower price for delivery. If the price goes up instead of down, the broker must "cover his shorts," and very possibly drive prices higher still.
When Morgan was ready to squeeze the shorts, he was damn certain his corner would hold as the Twombly men scrambled to buy shares at any price.
"I've got your short cover right here, Gentlemen," he snorted from his seat overlooking the trading pit.
"I've got your short cover right here, Gentlemen," he snorted from his seat overlooking the trading pit.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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