Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,

You need some secret spice in your life

by Curator of life December 4, 2021

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

by Alicia Center April 1, 2022

Secretive

To do something secretly

He tip toed to the room as secretive as possible

by Yozi785 April 2, 2022

Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.

“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”

by Cumquatch January 18, 2022

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022