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by P I s s August 17, 2021

Scientists

If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.

Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Science fictionoid

A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.

Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."

Jim: "..."

Jim's gun: "BANG"

by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021

Sciency

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.

Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.

by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021

Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

by OldDogg November 13, 2021