saltanul

jerking off to animal porn with a small dick.

i just pulled a saltanul.

by andylamchops March 31, 2009

Salt Pack

the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.

for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.

guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."

by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 16, 2008

salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 9, 2010

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

Salt

Used when one is hurt, blown, or disappointed.
Because salt burns and stings.

-Oh man, I left my cellphone back at the mall!
-HAHA, you're salt!

by NDuvONur April 16, 2010

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011