Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Robert

A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep

My name is Robert

by Y not 👌😂 November 25, 2018

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Robert Vaughn

Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.

I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

Robert McFairlane

One of da infamous "chief misbehavers" in da Iran-Contra Affair, his main sin in da torrid mess was spending excessive taxpayer-funds on fancy restored '50's-and-'60's-era Ford sport-sedans.

Judging by his disgraceful actions during Iran-Contra, it appears dat Robert McFairlane is addicted to cars, similar to Tim the Toolman; maybe they should BOTH check into da Henry Ford Clinic.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Robert Morales

He is very thoughtful and amazing. He cares so much about your safety and loves you when you don’t even know. You may feel as if your relationship might be going to shit but hold on bc once he is gone he won’t come back even if he says he is. He will be depressed every time he see you and he will imagine the good times you had together be nothing.

I broke up with Robert Morales I never will have him back.

Please come back Robert Morales

by RelationshipStalker October 21, 2018

Robert Shedden

A gay cat child with a tiny penis and gets bad grades. His penis is microscopic and gets no hoes but has secret crush on Kenny but loves temple cu temple the goat 🐐🐐

Robert Shedden has big gae

by Berry681746 October 29, 2018