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I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.
Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.
by guacamole face March 4, 2017
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put the pussy on the chain wax

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?
by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023
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That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"
by MMcGowan September 20, 2012
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Putting down the T-Square

A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line
Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny
by A_Random_Tall_Kid January 28, 2022
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Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.
"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020
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putting pennies in the pound jar

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)
She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.
by Ellgrace June 23, 2020
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Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.
by skasian August 26, 2016
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