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Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.
Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”
by soda drink December 12, 2023
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Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 25, 2019
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Puppy poking

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
by Macknoel November 20, 2009
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Puppy Hugger

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
A: Yea my friends a real Puppy Hugger

B: what does that mean?

A: they love dogs
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022
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Prince Puppy

by Shmackel November 3, 2016
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Slut Puppy

Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”

“girl, stop being a slut puppy”

*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*

^slut puppy moment
by matt murdock whore <3 April 7, 2022
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