when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022
Get the Puppy Huggermug. A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 25, 2019
Get the Puppymug. by Macknoel November 20, 2009
Get the Puppy pokingmug. when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.
did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.
by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010
Get the Flush Puppymug. Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.
'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"
by ayylamo August 21, 2016
Get the mocha puppymug. Kate: Hey, Ashley, you know I love you, but you can’t just puppy me the whole night tonight because I need to get Aaron alone.
Katherine: Hey, I don’t know anyone going tonight. You good with puppying each other?
Lyn: Totally. That’s what I was planning on.
Katherine: Hey, I don’t know anyone going tonight. You good with puppying each other?
Lyn: Totally. That’s what I was planning on.
by katsiecutsie June 26, 2019
Get the puppyingmug. by haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz June 26, 2019
Get the raw puppymug.