poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021

Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007

poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005