Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020

Luxuary Piss

When you only need a piss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice.

Where you going? I'm going for a luxuary piss.

by ALLIWANTISBANGBANGBANG September 5, 2011

piss all

basically just means nothing

“oi what did you get up to this weekend, mate?”
“oh, piss all to be honest”

by the real otomachi una October 28, 2020

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww

by imnotatory January 13, 2020