Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

pipebomb

This (noun) is a pipebomb. A phrase used to describe something in various ways. It can be used to describe both positive and negative things and is really up to the user to decide how to portray the message and through the use of tone, up to the listener to understand it. Originally the phrase was used to describe someone being overly upset or angry and just waiting to go off into a fit of rage. Often occurrences of this scenario play off between aggravated celebrities and the paparazzi. Through the process of evolution the meaning of the phrase has been broadened and can be used to describe just about anything.

Dude, this MKII Vee-Dub is such a pipebomb. Check out it’s slammed.

I wouldn;t go in there. Kevin is a bit of a pipebomb right now. OSU just lost.

Look dude, Bjorn is a pipebomb right now, she’s about to rip that reporter’s head off.

by TheEskimoMan April 7, 2009

shit pipe

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

Pipebomb

One who goes above and beyond the characteristics of a Pipe. Someone who displays the characteristics of a douche and a tool to an extent beyond imagination.

See also: Pipe.

Person 1: "That guy is such a fucking asshole, I can't believe that fucking pipe."
Person 2: "Yeah what a fucking pipebomb."

by Chris Hu. December 28, 2007

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004