Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living

Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay

by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020

Parker

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..

Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”

by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020

Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

parkerJH

Super Chill cute funny supports you in what you do. She likes picking up strangers at 12 at night and do activities with them. Kinda Weird. but overall an absolute 11 out of 10. :)

p1. Hey do you know parkerjh?
p2. yea

p1. you better stay inside your house at around 11:45
p2. why

p1. she'll kidknap ya

p2. ono I'm getting personal security.

by tundy September 20, 2020

packers suck

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Teacher: Class today i will be showing you how the packers suck
Children: YAY GO VIKINGS
Packers fan:BOOO go pack go
Shotgun: BANG BANG

by Cassual_gamer September 29, 2020

Parker

Very cool and gets all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES. Makes Miles his bitch.

See Miles over there... Yeah Miles is Parkers bitch.

by WAAAAAAHWAh October 7, 2020