Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
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you know the saying 'padua to bed ursaline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursaline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
you know the saying 'padua to bed ursaline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursaline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
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