parking hole

A place to park, A parking spot, Mostly the only spot open that's sandwiched between 2 other vehicles. I live in Texas and far from the city. When I go into the City finding a parking hole, spot, whatever, is dreadful.

1. That bitch got the last parking hole. 2. They took my parking hole.

by Ismith10 January 22, 2018

picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011

Overnight parking

When a man falls asleep whilst docking.

Liv: should I spend the night?

Chase: overnight parking?

Liv: you know I’m down

by 0fficer May 30, 2018