chocolate pole

the penis of a black man.......

random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night

random other gay: oh yeah?

random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now

random other gay: *pokes*

by joesaysdance June 4, 2007

Prolebrity

A Prolebrity is a person who is a professional, typically a leader or well known in their field, who's highly social, loves attention but unable - or not able - to achieve celebrity status; or is a professional who has achieved celebrity status. They're a cross between a hipster, yuppie, and someone who has reach unofficial celebrity status. Typically they're associated with a subculture of men and women typically in their late 20's, 30's and even 40's (college educated), and values independent thinking but blends well into common culture. They're progressive thinkers who are witty and hold an appreciation for finer things, but willing to work hard for it and achieve celebrity status within their field or profession. Prolebrities can also be consider or classified as workoholics or YUPs (young urban professionals). See def. for YUP

yuppie
workoholic
hipster
yups
celebrity
prolebrity
professional

by Jace the YUP July 25, 2012

smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

proletariat syndrome

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

by Sexydimma July 22, 2017

pole meat

Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.

by Corn Hole 420 October 29, 2007

jackrabbit parole

Canadian prison slang for escaping lawful custody.

Inmate 1:"I never saw DooDoo at count this morning man."
Inmate 2:"Yeah man he made jackrabbit parole after lights out last night."

by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005

NASA Polevault

A Daring sex manuever that if not practiced with exact percision can cause severe pain: The male lays on his back with his boner sticking straight up. The Female takes a running start and jumps on the male and insertion is gained.

Last night i had to go to the hospital for trying the NASA Polevault.

by SEXYSTEVEN December 4, 2009