butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

is your pond frozen?

An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.

John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.

by BeatmasterB January 30, 2010

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Swamp her pond

Doing cunnilingus.

Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"

by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 25, 2021

stomach pounder

It is actually Pop Rocks and Coke. It was a term used in the late 70's and early 80's

Mom can I have a stomach pounder and coke.

by Trufaith July 26, 2014

plunder

(verb & noun) Taking goods by force. like a Pillage or a sack.

Lansquenet plundered Rome in 1527.

by Flavio October 21, 2006

Cervix Pounder

A term created by the gaming god known as Mr.Woodysgamertag

To pound the living shit out of a girls pussy while crying out "I AM THE CERVIX POUNDER!"

Dude1: your so good with the girls!!!
Dude2: yes, i am quite the Cervix Pounder!

by A fan of Woodysgamertag:) July 27, 2012