Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Poon

Pussy

You slay poon #kingpoon

by Kingpoon April 4, 2017

Poon

Poon - verb, Pooned
To fail completely at something usually simple.

Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"

by Sil Sien April 6, 2017

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

Poon

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.

Man! I want to fuck that poon.

by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017