Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".
Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!
Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.
Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!
Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.
Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.
Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!
Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.
Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
by integritymatters October 19, 2012
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“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”
“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”
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A holiday created by Penn State students in 2007. It was celebrated on March 2, because spring break was scheduled over St. Patrick's Day (March 17). Many students begin lining up outside of bars and drinking as early as 6AM to celebrate. The festivities last the entire day as students wearing green show up drunk to class, or don't go at all. Many parties are held at night, featuring green beer and green jungle juice.
by hem135 March 14, 2007
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by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011
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Patels could well be a generic name for well-heeled Indians at large. The "Patel shot" is now a generic term for standard touristy Indians take in front of a famous location like the Eiffel Tower or Niagara Falls. Some years back, referring to the profusion of Indians in the tech world, someone coined the expression 'Intel Inside, Patel Outside'.
For the longest time, "Keeping up with the Joneses" has been a popular expression. But linguistic revisionists are now suggesting that "Keeping up with the Joneses" be replaced with "Keeping up with the Patels", particularly since the idiom points to the growing Indian global influence.
With Patels, there are attributes outside consumptive tendencies which do not square with the Joneses. They are exceptional entrepreneurs -an industrious, self-made, risk-taking lot. Joneses are more likely well-bred aristocrats, the kind that inhabit Wodehouse's world.
A recent survey in Britain that examined buying behavior of the country's most common surnames showed that the Patels are spending more per head on electronic goods and gadgets than any other group. It shows Patels splurged $5,000 a year on items such as home entertainment systems, computers, phones, cameras etc, far more than the Jones (who came in 16th), Smiths and Browns.
Patels could well be a generic name for well-heeled Indians at large. The "Patel shot" is now a generic term for standard touristy Indians take in front of a famous location like the Eiffel Tower or Niagara Falls. Some years back, referring to the profusion of Indians in the tech world, someone coined the expression 'Intel Inside, Patel Outside'.
For the longest time, "Keeping up with the Joneses" has been a popular expression. But linguistic revisionists are now suggesting that "Keeping up with the Joneses" be replaced with "Keeping up with the Patels", particularly since the idiom points to the growing Indian global influence.
With Patels, there are attributes outside consumptive tendencies which do not square with the Joneses. They are exceptional entrepreneurs -an industrious, self-made, risk-taking lot. Joneses are more likely well-bred aristocrats, the kind that inhabit Wodehouse's world.
A recent survey in Britain that examined buying behavior of the country's most common surnames showed that the Patels are spending more per head on electronic goods and gadgets than any other group. It shows Patels splurged $5,000 a year on items such as home entertainment systems, computers, phones, cameras etc, far more than the Jones (who came in 16th), Smiths and Browns.
Jones: I'm having a hard time keeping up with the Patels.
Smith: Me too Jonesy. One rich Patel outbid me about ten thousand dollars on ebay.
Smith: Me too Jonesy. One rich Patel outbid me about ten thousand dollars on ebay.
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