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Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina
“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”
by Conartist66 November 15, 2018
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fly of despair

Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"
Dude, my life is so depressing, it's like the fly of despair.
by UrbanDUser06 November 16, 2018
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Flying Bush

When a woman has a tremendous amount of hair placed between the upper lip and nose, similar to a mostache on a man.
Trist: Wow man, did you see that girls flying bush?
Kyle: Yeah dude, that was a gnarly bush.
by BigBushGuy December 10, 2018
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blue fly

A fucking piece of shit; that random kid, usually in a discord server, who stands out, but definitely not in a good way. A blue fly is annoying, verbally sexual and sometimes even harasses the other gender. Despite this, sometimes blue flies gain high ranks, sometimes even mod ranks, before they abuse it and get demoted.
The Blue Fly: Can I stick a fucking waffle into your vagina and then we eat it <3 @WaffleGoddess
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Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.
Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.
by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017
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the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.
Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
by A gay pancake August 19, 2017
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Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.
I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose
by Klumaverik March 13, 2019
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