Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

Hugging Shirt

A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.

I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.

by Masterful1 May 10, 2023

red plaid shirt

Jonny RaZeR

Jonny has a red plaid shirt, no fucking way!!!

by cheesecube November 28, 2023

shirt

Blood stain on my shirt, new bitch on my nerves

Old Nigga got curved, going back on my word (shirt)

by BLOODSTAINONMYSHIRT December 9, 2022

For Shirt

The same as Fir Sure, except when you are drunk or you are quoting the Dodgeball movie.

Maybe you could use this money to buy a shirt. Yeah, For Shirt!

by Big Oh! December 28, 2022

Gallery Shirt

A shirt of art down to every stitch.

The Chambers Project is a fine purveyor of art you can wear, just never wear a Gallery Shirt to dinner.

by DeCryptIcon July 14, 2023

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023