controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 05, 2022

Hillbilly Knee

Body part used to navigate a motor vehicle with while changing radio station or conduction an imaginary orchestra.

" I use this har hillbilly knee to drives to the licker store for my's beverages".

by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 27, 2024

Ashhy 'knee' hazmijadalitshioushbinladenosama

one tenth of the size of a electron, universe's top 1 Tinder speedrunner

Ashhy 'knee' hazmijadalitshioushbinladenosama is a tinder bingener anjd sucam liktvac poo

by Ash bleans aka ash spleens November 27, 2024

restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe April 26, 2018

Bee's Knees

Something a white person says if they are trying to act black.

Also meaning cool, flavor of the month, etc.

Have you heard drop it like it's hot my homie? It is the Bee's Knees!

by fuckyourshit September 02, 2016