ninja cock

A cock that is lean and strong, able to move from position to position with incredible sensual speed. The ninja cock is secretly wanted by all females and unlocks secret, unknown depths of pleasure when used properly.

When offered the ninja cock, Sara's eyes opened and her blouse somehow dropped three buttons...

by ?Ninja May 15, 2005

Ninja Ram

a much better mascot then the bangor rams

the ninja rams pwn'd the witches on friday

by JJSweetBags May 16, 2007

Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode

I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.

by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007

ninja hour

The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.

Brett just caught the pop bottle I threw at him behind his back! It must be ninja hour again

by PseudoVoid October 14, 2008

Ninja Up

The act of solving any and all problems through the use of voilence and smoke bombs.

Stop crying, ninja up, and hit him or her in the neck with a throwing star."This sentence can be used for any situation."

by bmoten November 16, 2010

ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

Ninja Tarzan

Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.

Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!

by Jake S & Shaun C May 17, 2011