blueberry muffin

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

by kintatatsu November 23, 2010

monkey muffin

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other

I love you my monkey muffin.

by smartiexox November 17, 2010

muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

by AKB June 29, 2005

Love Muffins

An affectionate term for hips with extra fat, capable of grabbing hold of.
More commonly known as love handles or muffin top

c'mere and let me feel your love muffins, babe.

by K@-x June 27, 2010

muffin top

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2008

blueberry muffin

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

by Akbar42 August 6, 2004

muffin

A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery."
"aw, muffin"

by Chaos Descending December 31, 2003