Mouseterbation

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.

click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation

by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

Monstercockdeesha

A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)

Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀

by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020

pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.

Look out! It's a PUBIC MONSTER!

by randomguy010 March 6, 2008

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

Study Monster

A person who spends all their free time in their room studying, like a monster that never leaves its cave.

"David Ley is such a study monster"

by young jonas April 4, 2010