Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018

Mom-com

A comedic movie that is only funny if you are a middle aged mother

"Melissa mccarthy is such a great actress."
"nah man she only acts in mom-coms."

by MelissaMCMomCom July 7, 2019

Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.

My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.

by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019

mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".

Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

Soccer Mom

A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game

wow that soccer mom loves her kids

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019