Mom Roddling

When you are role modeling but in a suggestive way.

Been Mom Roddling since 2001.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

Mom joke

A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.

While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.

"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."

by Cmuehlbe October 10, 2023

mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 14, 2023

Mom Meme

A super safe meme that a Mom would share on Facebook, usually has a picture of Garfield or someone easily recognizable & has a light joke that you would typically see on a birthday card or refrigerator magnet.

“Don’t show her that meme bro, she wouldn’t get it. She has mom meme humor”

by Formerly_Fresh October 25, 2023

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her

mom spider

by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023