Midlakes

A place where there are a bunch of druggies and the sports teams suck

Wow you go to midlakes you must be terrible at sports

by Carmen deaz September 27, 2017

midstorm

The Definition of a pest

oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids

by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Middle school boys

Middle school boys You date them they don’t make the first move because their awkward but their always complaining about being horny smh

The 14 year old middle school boy continued to say how he’s always horny yet he hasn’t even tried kissing a girl yet./ middle school boys

by Thatsprettykinkytbh December 22, 2018

midnight bark brigade

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Middle of June

A time in year, where several people freak out because of a song called "Heat Waves".
Maybe even some fandoms will interact more on twitter with there daily beef.

Stacy: OMG it's the middle of June!

Nick: That's so DNF!

The bad boy himselfe: Don't take it serious guys!

by punschii January 5, 2022

Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023