meat castle

A muscular male who is built like a brick shithouse. Someone you get caught mirin.

Synonyms: yoked, jacked, swole, wrecked

Guy 1: "Holy shit look at that guy's arms!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a fuckin' meat castle!"
Meat Castle: "You mirin brahh?"

by Gymrat September 10, 2012

Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009

piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008

beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

meat rose

a dilapidated asshole, as from rough back door loving

a meat rose by any other name would smell as sweet

by Oysters Rockefeller January 11, 2009

Pilgrims Meat Grinder

A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.

In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.

by RadeonNoobJuice January 27, 2006