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masturbation

''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
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masturbation formation

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
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masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,
oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation
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Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s
Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
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Masturbate

To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.
Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.

Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
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