Martin

Usually a nice guy, who can Take care of his girl, and is obsessed with music and sports.Known to be really good at sex. Has the biggest i dont give a fuck attitude.

Girl: hey Martin, last night was fun:)
Martin: i know

by Poly515 April 24, 2019

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.

People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Martins

Martins stands for a greek sex god, who can take everyone in a fight. Be careful around Martins.

Floyd is a fighter, Martins a champ.

by Onepickman November 9, 2021

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021