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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.
DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018
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martin

A man who lives off of ab 12 and that is still in foster and works in a taco truck.
"man I hope I'm not a martin this year."
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Axel Martin

HUge big biggest dick in the world at least 16 inches
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peder martin

"Youre so fucking peder martin"
by Mr305bitch January 19, 2017
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Martin Alvarado

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Martin-Jayden

The sexiest guy in your group chat and someone who everyone wants to be like he’s smart caring funny and overall the greatest in the entire world he’s incredibly tall and muscular and he’s quiet and mysterious he’s also very underrated
Martin-jayden I’m so glad in your in my your the greatest
by J33yden November 21, 2023
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