Minecraft

The best game there is.

Ever heard of Minecraft?

by Real_Oz1 February 3, 2022

Minecraft

a small indie game developed in 2009

Hey bro did you see that Minecraft fall earlier?

by ur mom 9999 December 3, 2021

minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."

by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022

Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Minecraft

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022