Masturbate

Verb

To stroke your penis up and down until white shit comes out the top.

I masturbate every night.

by Joetherealone September 29, 2021

Emo masturbator

A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.

Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .

by Ppogiver September 11, 2018

The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

masturbate

something most people do, and- oh, i see you're doing it right now, horny bastard. I'll wait.

something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.

i just masturbated to this sexy definition

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

Masturbate

Something you do with your friends.

Jimmy just came out of swimming classes and went to go shower. You see, theres 28 students and only 20 showers, and the showers don't have walls between them, so you have to shower with other people. This is only a boy's swimming class. Jimmy looked at other people's cocks and got hard. His coach said, "Come with me, I have a special shower for you since it's crowded." He followed. Suddenly, his coach started fucking him so hard he cummed all over. His friend came in and the coach left, Jimmy and his friend masturbated together.

by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022

No masturbating may

This is a challenge you have to do in may. Simply dont masturbate in may

Hey u about to do no masturbating may

by xdBrazzerrrs;) November 2, 2019