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Logan

A guy whos not afraid to build a snow man.

hes the type of guy that cant plesure a women so builds a deck.
logans best friend is his 2 inch shlong.

hes the type of guy that fucks a sandwich in the public pool.
he has a nut allergy thats why he wont ever be gay
Did you see logan I hear hes short, has a small wee wee and orgasms at the touch of a women
by kindda gay December 16, 2022
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Logan

An absolute jerk! He thinks he’s all that and he really isn’t. Always have stinky breath and suck at hooking up. If your gonna date 1 just don’t. If your dating one but break up make sure he knows who your friends are cause he might hit them up cause he’s a bit desperate. Always needs someone to make moves for him. Also always wanting to be told how “hot” he is.
Person : “did you see him”
Person : “he’s a logan stay away”
by Teletubbie land April 27, 2022
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Logan

Logan is a very dangerous creature. One of if not the strongest entity on earth. If you are the target of a Logan, all you can really do is pray that they don't target your friends and family next. Although dangerous, Logan's tend to be very caring. If you are a friend of a Logan, expect to be met with a comedic and loving companion that can and will protect you from danger.
Logan's will tend to be addicted to either tea or hot chocolate. Definitely not coffee. They also can have the urge to do something to your kneecaps. One Logan was claimed to have broken kneecaps with a blunt object, while another was claimed to have been collecting kneecaps. They usually only go after kneecaps of people they despise.
"Hey Logan, nice place you got here."
"Yeah this is a very nice- is that a kneecap?"
by Researcher#50021 May 11, 2025
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Logan

Logan is just an amazing person in general. His smile lights up a room and he is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. If you find a Logan, never let him go. Can be either really short or really tall (never average) Logan can often be seen with the girls Ella, Elly, Chloe, Jenna, or Vienna.
Ella-“Isn’t Logan’s smile just the cutest
Chloe-“ohh of course. Have you seen his hands?! I just want to hold them!”
Logan-*blushes and smiles*
by User272873 July 7, 2019
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Logan reames

An insanely gay guy who ownes a lqbtq+ card. He loves to hit women when they take his things
Mna you're being such a Logan reames rn.
by I love emos September 13, 2021
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logan

logan is one of those motherfuckers that fucks all bitches in the school and also sucks sucks dick and aswhole for crack. a logan is also one of those little fucker whose goal is to get some kind of new found STD for fucking all of the bitches in the world and sucking dick.
he 's such a Logan

He needs to get a life, or he's going to become a logan.
by Fucking onion June 30, 2016
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Logan Paul

Cancer's brother, Ligma
Woah, i have Logan Paul!
by D i e I d i o October 28, 2019
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