Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 03, 2010
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Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 08, 2021
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 March 01, 2017
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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
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load of timber

To take a poop
by chippers25 January 21, 2017
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