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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Load

Load is used in California NorCal to be exact, load is a car
“Speeding in the load doing 95 on the road” “don’t bap the load brother”
by NorCal words January 28, 2022
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Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
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Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.
I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!
by 1818551 February 10, 2024
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Error loading 90

She is the best or u can say the bestest...if you are talking to her ...treat her the best you can...you are lucky to have her...she is good with everything .
How is life going error loading 90?
As hot as volcano 🌋 !!!!
by Xhuntergoonakillyou November 24, 2021
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Loaded Up

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.
I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.
by Big Lunch May 26, 2024
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Fuck-Load

About 2 Tablespoons

J.R.A
No use crying over a fuck-load of spilled milk.
by SwamperSwampy July 28, 2018
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