LIBERALS

Idiot pieces of worthless shit that have no contribution to this country what-so-ever and would rather take most of their time protesting against everything. Meaning: Making weed legal, oh yeah and the rights of free willy.... who knows nothing, like you. Go smoke your god-forsaken bong, get a frikin job, and fall off the face of this earth. LOSERS, who consist of mostly: hippies, tree-huggers, people with a John Kerry bumper sticker, and bums.... because they want free health-care... whatever

Liberal Pussy: I'm going to go protest against everything today, then I'm gonna go have sex with my dog, and then after that I am gonna go smoke some crytal-meth out of my pipe! Who'da thunk?!
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies

by MissBarry February 7, 2005

liberals

Liberals are people holding a political theory based on an idealist view of human nature. They continuously attempt to orchestrate government in an effort to create what they believe will be a fair society. Unfortunately, because life is not fair, their very optimism most often means they are incapable of the pragmatism or practicality necessary to make their plans workable, resulting in dystopian consequences which they traditionally blame on conservatives.

Liberals are typically idealists who wish to impose freedom and equality by forcing everyone down to an average rather than allow anyone to be inferior to anyone else. Socialists, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, college students, protestors

by Vaarok December 28, 2005

Liberal

Being so open minded that your brains have fallen out

America cannot negotiate or have open dialogues with terrorist, but if your liberal you believe it is an option.

by Centennial Eric February 1, 2009

liberal

1) An ideology based upon some wellfare and equal rights for various monioritys.

2) A term to decribe a follower of 1.

3) A term used to scare the ignorant and apathetic, usually used by the less ethical members of the right.

1)modern liberalism doesnt really resemble classical liberalism which is more akin to fiscal conservatism.

2)he is liberal

3)theirs a liberal conspiricy to destroy america.

by zombiejack February 1, 2005

liberation transmission

Liberation Transmision is an album by welsh rockers lost prophets. its got some cool songs on it and u should deffo buy it! although everyday combat is a bit meaningless number 8- broken hearts, torn up letters and the story of a lonely girl is the best song on the album by far! if ur looking 4 a good bit of rock go get this album cz it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1- im so bored with the indie scene man! i want some proper rock with meaning

dude2- get lostprophets album called liberation transmission ive heard its mint!

dude 1- ok ill go get it

dude1 and dude 2- (walk off happily to HMV together)

by kirsty 2k6 October 11, 2006

tree hugging liberal

This is one of the biggest myths.These bourgeois environmentalist liberals only hug trees for photo-ops as political opportunism , or to ease their own conscience.They don't give a fuck about the environment or about minorities or about anything.Anyone who does like trees will vote Republican since most rural people and farmers are Republican and most hunters and fisherman are Republican.The Democrats want to outlaw hunting and fishing and guns! They say that guns kill people! They say that fish have feelings and even souls.They say it's bad to kill animals but they have no problem aborting babies.The Democrats are usually well off , often millionaires or billionaires or wealthy celebrities and the ones who aren't wealthy celebrities are still usually well off enough to go to college to learn how to DATE RAPE women or how to PROTEST the good things in life as taught to them by their meme-spewing,agitprop-proselytizing , commie-hippie professors!!!!

The tree hugging liberal is the enemy of trees.They are all rich and are into the arts and culture and big city shit like museums and broadway plays.They support gays and gangs and call anyone who thinks differently than them a "redneck" or inbred hick when in reality the Democraps started the KKK and also most of the major wars,and they've had an awful lot of hick-arse,inbred hillybillies elected president.So go drink your Billy Beer and reminisce about when "Bubba" was president.Or when Jimmy Carter was president and couldn't pronounce "nuclear" properly either.Stop being such goddamn hypocrites and just shut the fuck up for once.Look,Bubba was just a semen-stain on the history books so fuck that guy.

by piss the fuck off assholes December 28, 2005

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006