Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.

Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”

by Queella February 9, 2021

Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."

I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.

by Xicer October 9, 2008

The Law of Pho

The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".

I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017

law and orderphobia

When you keep watching law and order and never text yo boyfriend

My girlfriend have law and orderphobia

by Kevin shitxa April 25, 2017

chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is

Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.

by -the skunk July 31, 2020

In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.

Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.

by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011