Logan Rodriguez

Oh my gosh his SHLONG DONG is just too big. It doesn't fit in his pants he has to get extra extra large pants. All the ladies are in love with his massive SHLONG DONG ,and they always want to come back.

Oh my gosh Logan Rodriguez is back letttttssssss gooooooooo.

by Not Logan Rodriguez March 11, 2022

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smart, often fast. can make funny jokes. has that one girlfriend that wants to control him. he finally see's after a while and breaks up. he has a beautiful hairstyle and is dog shit at chess. has a horse cock

girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*

by dolphinpussyjelly October 31, 2021

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Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.

Tie your shoes super tight Logan is coming to the party.

I'm not racist, I am Logan.

by chchchchldldldld January 23, 2022

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Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

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