Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.

Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool

by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021

Licker

A person who has quit their job to unsuccessfully trade crypto meme coins full-time. Generally viewed as a bottom of the barrel crypto degenerate.

A crypto MoonBoy without dignity.

"Omg all he does is sit on his phone all day trading crypto shitcoins"

- "Yeah he's a real Licker"

by Thor's Hammered August 22, 2024

Window Licker

Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team

He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.

Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?

by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024