kitty bath

Is when you go to extreme measures (sometimes forceful ) to clean someone's face like the momma cat does to her lil Kitty's

She caught me by surprise with another Motha Fuckin kittybath.
When one person licks another persons face whether they want it or not some ones Getting a kitty bath.

by Peanutbutter&jamin June 13, 2016

kitty butter

Kitty butter is when the viscosity of an overweight cat reaches a state similar to that of a stick of butter.

M'aww! Look at that big ol' pile of kitty butter!

by Drewdewd December 25, 2016

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

kitty komplex

When one accidentally mistakes one type of pussy for the other.

"I don't know why, Doc, but whenever I'm fucking her, she just meows at me."
"Carl, YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR CAT. It's a part of the Kitty Komplex you have that we discussed last session."

by McRibbed For Your Pleasure December 17, 2020

kitty juice

The orgasmic fluid produced from petting the kitty.

She produced copious amounts of kitty juice as she expertly petted her kitty

by Joshn1 November 27, 2021

kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)

Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"

by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022