Coochie King

A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.

Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3

by coochieking420 January 28, 2020

basement king

Someone who is successful at a video game (or similar activity) in local play or within their circle of friends, but is easily defeated by actual good players. The term is most likely based on the typical horizontally-arranged tier system, in which the lowest tier is the " basement ", and the best player of that tier is it's " king ".

" I dominated Dale at Street Fighter last night, his basement king status has been revealed. "

by Kripto January 11, 2016

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

King Harkinian

The Ruler of Hyrule who wants his dinner, he mostly eats legos and gets his rum stolen by link. He also makes things in lua c

Wow did you see King Harkinian's work?

by FunnyFace29 August 19, 2017

King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

King the Kid

A band composed of the most hardworking guys in the world. They've only been a band for 9 months, but they have accomplished more than some bands do in 5 years. Their music, fans, and personalities are so inspirational, and continue to gain more and more fans by the day. Their cover of "Wrecking Ball" has attracted quite the audience with the amount of porn and sexitude. David Michael Frank, Jose Mostajo (Mostaco), and Ricky Ficarelli are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. And they're steller, The rumors say they're also packing heavy.

Clare: Have you heard of King the Kid?
Chloe: Yea! I saw the lead singer nekked!

by lilcthebasedgod September 15, 2013

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009