Keep a hitler

To purposely leave a small square-shaped patch while shaving a woman's pubic hair.

- Dude, my new girlfriend likes to keep a Hitler and it's so turning me on!
- Nice

by dovca June 29, 2022

keep adjournal

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.

My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

Keep it Cathedral

Slang for keep it clean

Drug dealer- hey Lil Pimpin, tryina trade a 20 spot for a gram
Lil Pimpin- nah dawg, I’ve gotta keep it cathedral for home terf

by Funny-Face November 23, 2023

I'mma Keep It A Gurt

A mash-up between "IKIAB" and "Gurt."

Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"

Bro 1: "Yo I'mma Keep It A Gurt, he's Gurting Rn"
Bro 2: "Fr Fr"

by phbz May 9, 2025

Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."

PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”

by C L G May 1, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2017