jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 20, 2017

jean green

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

trisha jean

will you go out to the movies with me?

trisha jean yes or no?

by 22222222222222222 July 23, 2022

Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)

Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.

by Sum Ting Wong? March 19, 2018

Jean-Luc

It's just a fucking "portmanteau" of Jean and Luca

U are Jean and ur twin bruh is Luca.
U and ur brother went to the machine to test ur looks.
But the machine accidentally merged u and ur brother.
And the new guy is Jean-Luc!

by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022

cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 06, 2023