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Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
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Jean

The easiest way to have multiple names when you’re a male given this name.
Do you want me to pronounce it as John, Jean, Shaun, or Yan?”
“Yes.”
by Koniowo July 6, 2020
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Nacho Jeans

When nacho cheese from taco bell drips on your jeans.
by metz14 October 3, 2017
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baggy smelly jeans pt1

his haircut doesn't suit him at all he piss and beoble at the class cuz he got no any other place to go to whenever we enter his classroom we get crazy because he smell like baboon ass or salty unwashed under arm.. syouf broke his heart he used to look her in the eye while he's teaching but now.. she broke his heart and he has no hope in life he tryna look hot and cool just to attract syouf again and live his happiest life ever again .... he never change his clothes he always wear his baggy smelly jeans i believe he pee on his jeans because he's locked in a room cuz he's an baddie boy #don't_miss_with_me #emo #suicide #baddie #xoxo #fucklife #death #broken #brknforever #bellie_elliesh #bros #emotional #fake_smile ANYWAYSSSSSS OKAY BESTIES

come part 2

i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023
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Jean-René

An awesome guy, hard worker and funny when you take the time to talk to him.
"Damn, this guy works hard like a Jean-René"
"This guy is underrated like a Jean-René"
by Some random wise man January 31, 2022
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jean stan

jean stans are people who love jean grey. there are good ones but the majority of jean stan’s are obsessed with wanda and will comment on every wanda edit and say jean pops wanda (when she obviously doesn’t) an example of a toxic jean stan is greystaredits
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 23, 2023
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Skinny Jeans

Shit everyone can see your boner
1: Everyone can see my boner
2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans
by TheApyrOfficialAccount April 9, 2019
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