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a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.
person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake
jacob by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022
The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
Jacob by qwefera March 28, 2022
hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen
jacob:run me your watch pussio
jacob by wibble March 30, 2022
The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.
Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"
Jacob by Half As Funny April 11, 2022
Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh
Jacob by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022
A guy who is not tryna catch it with this amazing guy they call Carlos
Carlos: im tryna catch it ,tryna catch a round with you same place. Jacob: runss
Jacob by Clos 3x April 16, 2022