canadian bacon

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009

Flaming Bacon

The act of being hammered drunk, wrapping your cock with 4 condoms, then pouring the alcohol you used on your 'Bacon' lighting it on fire then proceed to have.

Flamer- "Fuck man, I had to go to the hospital last night"

Friend- "Why? What the fuck did you do?"

Flamer- "I did the Flaming Bacon"

by MVcraziness September 8, 2006

Bacon Bits

the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain

man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...

by bitchslapextraordinaire December 8, 2003

Canadian Bacon

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face

Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003

Bacon Stripe

Crap in your hand and walk down a nice long hallway, smearing on the wall as you go.

You can bacon stripe your local subway station to find your way back.

by BRENT November 19, 2003

Bacon Bits

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.

you want some bacon bits on your salad

by Spicy January 23, 2003

1337 bacon

1337, derived from the word leet, which was derived from the word elite, known mostly to gamers

1337 bacon- newer substitute for 1337 sausage or 1337 sauce, created by a student at Tustin High School

Fukn 1337 bacon biatch!!

by Derek Saruwatari January 14, 2004